So Where Does It All Go

[cincygreg]

I'm sure many of you have wondered this over the years from time to time, especially this time of year. You find yourself questioning one of the greatest mysteries of the ages, where does all that stuff go? What stuff? you ask. Well, I'll tell ya. All that stuff you leave out for Santa. You see, it would be completely impossible for someone, anyone to eat all that stuff in one night (maybe not even in one week) and still be able to make his rounds. He'd explode right outa that red suit [img]eek.gif[/img] ! And I'm pretty sure that it might make those tight squeezes even tighter as he went about his business, might even slow him down and time is of the essence in his business. So, that brings us back to the question of where does it all go? Do the reigndeer get some? Do the elevs take a taste or two? Well, yes they do, but not right away. You see, Santa is the kinda guy who likes to give, he's into that kinda thing and he truly appreciates when others give as well. So, here's the lowdown. Once he delivers all that stuff, santa has those empty bags, or does he? The answer is no he doesnt, because those bags are full once again with all that good stuff everyone left him, The cookies, the candy, the brownies, and cupcakes and donuts, and bars, and even a few cold ones that were left for him (Dont worry, Santa doesnt drink and fly, but he likes to relax with a cold one after work) end up in those bags and fly home with him. Why? Well, that's simple. For the party. You see Santa throws a big post X-m,as shindig/suare at the north pole and he, Mrs C. , the elves, the reigndeer and all his guests get down with all the goodies. Makes for quite a spread too! (if you leave santa something in a bottle or can, please dont open it first, it tends to spill and the ride up there can be a little rough sometimes. Imagine having all that stuff spread all across the workshop, music, dancing, games, the works. Mrs C and some of the elves chip in with some homemade stuff and the feast is on. So you see, it all makes perfect sense.
Any leftovers are saved for the New years party. Santa likes to go big on New years! Of course it's ridiculous to think that one person could eat all that in one night. [img]eek.gif[/img] There's no way that could happen, but...
A workshop full of hungry workers could easily do it [img]wink.gif[/img]
So, there you have it. A full explanation of what happens to all that good stuff you leave out for the Big Guy! And, I'm sure that it all makes perfect sense to you now. [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] Oh yeah, he does drink the milk and he prefers chocolate squeezins [img]wink.gif[/img]

I hope this has cleared this up for you and that you now have a better understanding of the whole system that take place.

Happy Ho Ho!
Or should I say Ho Ho Ho!?!?!?!??!

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 06, 2007 10:01 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[Becky Eliza Potter]

Well when I has put out shit for Santa for Lewis Clark Bucky ends up eating it all with his friends. When they are playing there video games or whatever it is they do in his room.